Afternoon Tease

When afternoon tea becomes afternoon tease

F is for French MaidFrench Maid

The puffy, ultra-short skirt, held outwards by a stiff, frilly underskirt. The sound of heels on the wooden staircase. The demure expression on her face, determined not to trip and spill the precious cargo.

The warm spice and soft pastry, soaking up the cream. Sugarless tea to offset the intense sweetness.

The criss-cross of the fishnets that hug her thighs and calves.

Her round globes thrust out, awaiting the kiss of crop, flogger and paddles. Her head hung low, fighting the vertigo of looking down from the upstairs gallery.

Knickers, crisp, white and taut against her smooth pudenda.

The blush of her rosy cheeks, warm and ripe from their spanking. The sudden rush and whoosh of orgasms so intense that the linen bears the marks of gush, blood, even pee.

I revel in such memories because we won’t be able to make new ones for a couple of months and more. And I rejoice in the sure and certain knowledge that she’s mine.

💋💓🌷

New Year’s Day, 2019

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BDSM Erotica for the Big Scree

Good, old-fashioned, authentic schoolgirl discipline – this is about as good as it gets.

Naughty schoolgirls

Having roundly dissed the CP spanking erotica of yore, it’s now time to celebrate one of the current crop of innovative and ambitious producers of the genre – Sarah Gregory.

Of course all cinema and theatre involves a certain suspension of disbelief, but you can’t help remembering, when watching a naughty ‘schoolgirl’ being disciplined by a strict teacher, that it’s really an anonymous office somewhere and that there are probably only half a dozen people in the building, including the production crew. Yes, it’s supposed to be a school – but do you think we’ve got the budget for all of those actors?

Well, sometimes people do have significant budgets which they’re not afraid to spend.

Road Trip bannerRoad Trip – something of a spanking classic

In the past, I’ve seen some fabulous feature length spanking movies from Real Spankings. ‘Road Trip’ and ‘Maid for Punishment’ were particular favourites of mine.

Maid for Punishment posterMaids and spanking – and lethal cocktail

They broke out of the 10, 20 or 30 minute cell and really let the plot and action develop. Multiple players, multiple spankings, multiple and myriad fun and games.

Such undertakings are obviously incredibly costly, consume vast resources and need to be able to pay their way once uploaded to the producer’s website.

It rather explains why there is so little of this quality and length of material around.

Nonetheless, some people are prepared to take the risk or have extremely wealthy backers who don’t mind funding such a huge undertaking.

Sarah has developed her Strictmoor Academy movies – which frankly deserve their own slot on Netflix.

Period eroticaPeriod erotic drama at its best

These are period movies (late fifties/early sixties) set in a New England educational institution for young ladies (19 and older) whose parents think they are too wayward and want their behaviour corrected.

All of the movies are available on Sarah’s site but they also have their own Strictmoor Academy home, to save you rifling through all of the clips uploaded to the main SGS website.

The setting looks authentic – I assume a Victorian or Edwardian house somewhere in the north eastern United States.

Classroom sceneGirls are usually spanked in front of their peers

The girls – and there are usually a good half a dozen or more – are the cream of the crop (pun intended), and the mature female Dommes (teachers and house mothers) play their parts to perfection. Everyone is ‘in character’and everyone is 100% credible.

Girls awaiting punishmentAttention to detail is absolute

Uniforms are exactly that – every girl is dressed in identical kit, right down to their socks and knickers. So many low-budget spanking films that involve more than one ‘schoolgirl’ suffer from having the girls turn up with slightly different uniforms.

Here the young ladies are contrite, deferential and resigned to their fate – they know the knickers will come down and their bottoms will be on display while they are soundly spanked, slippered and paddled.

I confess, I haven’t seen every minute of every movie, but I don’t believe I have yet seen anyone being caned. Maybe that’s for a future production?

The girls are usually disciplined in the classroom (in front of each other of course), in the office of one of the staff and at bedtime – because a spanking during the day means another spanking at bedtime.

Spanked in pyjamasSpanking in the day means a spanking at bedtime

This means we have multiple opportunities to see the girls baring their bottoms or showing their knickers, kicking their legs frantically as their creamy behinds turn from pale pink to deep crimson.

As an aside, I think there is a slight cultural difference between the UK and the US when it comes to spanking. American girls seem to let rip with their protests from the get go; I have the impression that British girls will try to maintain a certain stiff upper lip until the pain and humiliation get the better of them, and they, too, end up wailing and blubbering.

The Strictmoor films seem to place as much emphasis on spanking thighs as bottoms: a thigh spanking will be given separately, for example while the girl is being made to read aloud a poem from the board that she should have memorised.

I’ve never tried to consume a Strictmoor film from beginning to end as a complete whole. I suspect that if I did it would appear to be more episodic than continuous. Each scene is released separately on SGS – so perhaps Sarah intends for her viewers to consume these cinematic gems in smaller chunks.

Unlike the RS feature length films, I’m not sure there’s quite enough plot to stitch these episodes together. However, this is a minor criticism when set against the sheer scale of what Sarah has managed to pull off with her Strictmoor franchise.

For a future movie – and again I’m being super picky – I might be tempted to vary the punishment from one girl to the next – more reacting to how they are taking their punishment rather than insisting that each girl gets exactly the same. This, after all, mirrors real life: some schoolgirls are more bratty than others; some take the punishment quietly while others curse like troopers.

I would also love to see some mildly sexual humiliation: perhaps some rectal thermometer readings, some compulsory shaving of pudendae and so on.

Awaiting punishment
The films feel almost creepily authentic

Maybe some of the girls comforting each other ‘after lights out’ following a particularly hard day’s punishment?

Of course they would get caught, and of course, there would be consequences.

Strictmoor movies are exquisitely authentic, extremely well acted and obviously very meticulously thought through. I suspect that as Sarah and her fiancé develop this project, it will only get better.

Smoothly Does It (NSFW)

A smoothly-shaven, clean-smelling, sweet-tasting cunt is one of the greatest delights on the sexual smorgasbord

Shaven pussy

I’ve already elaborated on my first ever glimpse of a shaven, female pudenda – it was one of those heart stopping moments in childhood when you feel a little hot at the back of the neck and your breathing becomes very shallow. Sexual awakening? I’m not sure it was quite that, but there was something disturbing my hormonal balance for sure.

Unshaven pussy
Back in the day, pussies were like untamed forests

Apart from the odd glimpse of a female snatch, the rest of my ‘sexual education’, when it came to the object of this man’s desire, was in the adult magazines of the 1970s: Knave, Fiesta, Playboy, Mayfair, the list goes on and on. The fact is, they were mainly filled with young ladies displaying their nakedness thatched with a veritable briar patch of pubic forestry. Usually, there wasn’t even an attempt to tame the growth with trimming or topiary.

My developing sexual tastes always harked back to that very first, that very smooth cunt that had flashed across my vision for a couple of seconds at most.

Now and again, one of the magazines would advertise on its front cover, ‘Shaven Traffic Warden Special’, and I would rush to that photo shoot to see a beautifully bare cunt underneath the traffic warden’s regalia, usually framed by fishnet stockings and suspenders.

Shaved pussy
Stockings and suspender is act as an excellent frame to show off the cunt

Back then, nice girls generally didn’t shave – the most they would do was to ensure that their high cut swimming costumes didn’t reveal their true hair colour. But I remember persuading one or two girlfriends to shave for me, or even – when I was extremely fortunate – to let me shave them.

Pussy shavingPussy shavingPussy shaving

The transformation process can be extremely arousing

That was another occasional morsel thrown in my direction from the adult entertainment industry: the odd top shelf magazine would do a photo shoot with one girl shaving another, or perhaps the girl was shaving herself. The before and after pics were a beauty to behold – underneath that ugly duckling of tangled scrub lay a deliciously smooth, puffy pussy in all its swanlike glory.

Gradually, the adult industry started to insist that performers either sported a Brazilian landing strip or went the whole hog and removed everything. Where the adult industry leads, the beauty industry will often follow.

Women were no longer obliged to depilate themselves using a razor and shaving cream: suddenly there was depilatory cream, electrolysis, waxing and, later on, laser hair removal.

Smoothly shaven pussy
Smooth became mainstream

I rejoiced in this newfound smoothness – and was pleased to note that I no longer had to persuade a girl to ‘take it all off’, because often it either had been or was so sparse as to require only a brief pass of my razor to finish the job.

I’ve read articles by some feminists who believe that removing a woman’s pubic hair is tantamount to sanctioning paedophilia. Of course everybody is entitled to their opinion and their choice of pubic hair style, but nothing could be further from the truth in my case. The owner of the cunt must be a fully fledged, adult woman giving her consent.

Of course there is an element of age play – be it women dressing up as schoolgirls or submissives shaving their pudendae. I have been delighted to see that more submissives than not will assume that a smooth cunt is a sign of deference.

GIF of girl opening and closing her legs

Just for the record, what exactly are the advantages of going smooth?

    It looks beautiful – that delightful little crease that bisects the vulva is there for all to see. Incidentally, I find images that are too gynaecologically detailed to be much less arousing than those that just display the fold and allow the viewer to use their imagination
    That delicious little cleft shows through much better when hitting by tight (hopefully white) knickers – but don’t call it a cameltoe
  • Pussy lips showing through knickers3. If your thing is oral sex – giving it to your lady rather than receiving – a completely smooth set of labia is absolutely delightful. It rather puts me in mind of high-quality seafood.
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  • For the cunnilingus recipient, there is an added sensitivity bonus
  • 5. There is certainly a submissive aspect to insisting that it is removed and kept smooth
  • 6. The depilatory process in itself can be enormously arousing – and checking one’s workmanship can only be done with the most sensitive part of the body, the tongue
  • 7. The pussy will smell and taste much fresher and healthier
  • The adult industry’s influence is now such that – among women of a certain class and region in the UK – pudendal depilation is taken for granted; the new kid on the block is ‘anal bleaching’. This gives the woman a porn star look – doing away with dark coloured skin puckered around the anus.
  • Anal bleaching – before and after
  • Now I can’t say that this is ever something that has interested me, but times change, so never say never…
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  • Accessorise – Putting the Finishing Touches to the Adult Schoolgirl Ensemble

    Those vital finishing touches – completing your adult schoolgirl look

    Adult Schoolgirl
    When it comes to blouses, keep it simple

    Having considered in some considerable detail socks, skirts and, most importantly, knickers, we now need to complete our ideal adult schoolgirl outfit.

    As I’ve already said, the outfit needs to be believable but a slight exaggeration of a real school uniform. So when we come to blouses or shirts, these need to be credible. A normal, button-down shirt or a short-sleeved plain white shirt will do very nicely. It should be tucked into the skirt and not flapping around, looking sloppy.

    Adult schoolgirl
    Unbelievably skimpy
    Adult schoolgirl
    Stretching credibility

    I reject out of hand the cartoon schoolgirl outfit which involves tying the ends of the blouse underneath the bust. This beggars belief and looks more than faintly ridiculous. With a very short skirt, knee-high socks and white, cotton knickers, it risks ruining the rest of your schoolgirl look. These outfits are best left at the lapdancing club.

    School blazerSchool blazerIf you’re attending a fetish party, you might want to consider a school blazer or a plain grey or navy blue cardigan for extra warmth.

    Then we come to the tricky subject of hairstyles. For me, long hair is what it’s all about: there are good biological reasons why many men are attracted to women with long hair; most of us are unaware of it, but a good, healthy head of hair is a subliminal message that a woman is good breeding stock and is healthy.

    Girl with ponytail
    Keeping it neat

    A schoolgirl’s hair must be neat and tidy though: at the very least, it needs to be up in a ponytail, the higher up the head the better because then it swishes delightfully from side to side when she walks.

    If you put your hair into ponytails – in the UK we call them ‘bunches’ or ‘bangs’ – this will lend an added air of youthful innocence.

    Hair in bunches

    By far my favourite hairstyle – on the many occasions when my Kitten favours me with schoolgirl attire – is what Americans call ‘braids’ and what we call ‘plaits’. Again, two plaits will look better and more in keeping with schoolgirl style.

    Hair in plaits
    The ultimate, sexy but innocent hairstyle
    Plaits
    Two are definitely better than one

    The only possible or permissible headgear should be a simple, straw boater. For this adult schoolgirl connoisseur, it is entirely an optional accessory and will soon come off anyway when she is bending over (as she inevitably will).Schoolgirl with straw boater

    Nice to have but not essential

    Finally, footwear: some sort of heel will certainly enhance backs of legs (especially calves) and encourage the bottom to stick out in the most inviting way. There are several Mary-Jane variations that seem to do an excellent job. With your adult schoolgirl wearing white socks – as previously specified – the front strap of the Mary-Janes will draw attention to the legwear.

    Mary-JanesMary-JanesMary-JanesMary-JanesMary-JanesNow you’re all dressed up and you can either go to a party (remembering to wear a long, preferably ankle length coat), get ready for some D/s spanking fun in your playroom or bedroom at home, or just flit around the house, doing some chores and driving your Dom quietly mad until he gives up what he’s trying to do, bends you over and gives you the spanking that you no doubt thoroughly deserve.

    That concludes my little schoolgirl spanking series – more of other fetishes in future blog posts. Now where did I put that hairbrush…?

    Hairbrush
    My favourite Mason & Pearson hairbrush

    Disclaimer: please understand that I am in no way condoning or advocating sexual relations with anyone under the age of consent. For me, as for others in the scene, our play must be safe, sane and consensual. Anything else is abuse and should be rightly condemned as criminal.